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Think about it.
Or don’t because nobody can make a monkey think about anything.
In a monkey suit, you are as good as, maybe better than, most monkeys.
Be free. Be who you’re supposed to be.
Swing from tree to tree.
Jump onto a table and pounce on strangers.
Sit on the floor when eating dinner.
Knives, forks and spoons are out of the question…
unless you really want to use them,
because with a monkey suit on, you can do anything you want.
You certainly have the dexterity.
Monkeys don’t have to get up early.
Monkeys don’t have to watch TV or brush their teeth.
Monkeys only have one bill to pay,
and we all know what that is.
Monkeys are curious
and people laugh at the crazy capering they indulge in.
Monkeys don’t have to conform to proper grammatical conventions.
Do what you want. Get the suit. Do what you want.
But definitely get the suit and wear it.